This is Grindr, right?
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
I interpret <o> as this
<o> ∆ <- Levitating Pizza
tidy wires are less of a fire hazard =)
Peer reviewed tag from @queerkhazad
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Aragorn identifies as a problem
that Diana Wynne Jones interview where she’s like “I don’t understand why so many girls are into Howl, it must be because they want the challenge of fixing him” is so optimistic, like DWJ’s out here hoping I at least want to make him a more functional person as if “rogue academic turned melodramatic fashion disaster whose social skills Do Not live up to his own hype” is not a perfectly valid thing to be attracted to
@corvidscorpse said: People who aren’t morosexual just don’t understand those of us who WANT a complete dumbass
DWJ, a reasonable woman: behold this undesirable man. look at him, he dresses weird and he keeps emotional support spiders and doesn’t even question people moving into his house without asking and he has to reverse psychology himself into doing anything he’s actually supposed to do.
every morosexual in a 100 mile radius: oh fuck yeah babey
god this isn’t even touching on the fact that Howl is??? apparently??? an ordinary-ass Welshman who was studying spells (????) at the doctoral level and then (somehow???) found a doorway into Actual Magic and promptly moved there to set up shop as a wizard with like five different names and two outfits but still goes home sometimes because he loves his niece and likes to hang out with the rugby lads (still working on processing Howl being a jock but?? okay), because PRESUMABLY all of this is supposed to further illustrate that Howl is an absolutely ridiculous sort of person but all I see is a man who made the exact decision I would make in a millisecond if given the opportunity
Howl Jenkins is what happens when the overpowered ‘thrust into a fantasy world’ man… is not the main character.
Howl Jenkins is what happens when an a normal man gets thrust into a fantasy setting and is mostly excited to dick around and learn some magic to turn his hair different colors, only to realize to his dismay that being a powerful wizard means that people are going to ask you to actually do shit for them
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
They didn’t make it
Marine life specialists noticed a spotted eagle ray mother was having trouble and helped her deliver two baby rays
They’re so cute! Such
:3
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
shockedspider:
do you own enough books to be considered a library (500+)
neil-gaiman:
Yes.
Is the definition 500 books? I’ve always felt like the definition is, “Do you need an organizational system in order to find books?” (I have around 2,500 books--far fewer than Neil, I’m sure, but I still need a system!)
Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
FACT:
Usage of the word “The” has begun to decline. This is because as more and more people become educated, usage of the word “Thoum’st” has become more common.
quick question what happened 2009
That’s when we were all using “teh”
Constellation by Kiki Smith
Burning Ammonium Dichromate
This is also how you summon demons from the gates of hell